Leather Protector is the Best Invention Ever. EVER.

This, unfortunately, is super true. I say unfortunately only because it is expensive and I almost never put it on my shoes, though, it most certainly is the best invention ever. It beats the camera phone by milestones. It beats forks and knives. But not spoons. It beats glue. It definitely beats that.

It does not beat cookies or blackberries (fortunately neither were invented per se), however. That's a common misconception.

So, in the name of honoring that cow's death — don't ruin your shoes by being too hasty to wear those leath boots just as the first snow falls. Just, don't do it. Promise?

And. While these shoes are heinous, leather protector is the best invention ever.