"Yawning is Your Body's Way of Saying You Need More Coffee."

That message brought to you by McDonalds. While I applaud DDB in its, I'm sure, successful efforts to drive consumers through the golden archway, yawning is not your body's way of saying plug me with some more dehydrating warm delight.

Right now my love for coffee isn't coming through in this message. I love coffee. But, as of two posts ago I'm doing some teeth whitening, so I'm anti-coffee right now, and anti-the messenger who's trying to get me to break.