Summer is here, and boy, don't we all know it. Unfortunately many a landlord is neglecting to take down winter storm windows in favor of screens, so it's hot as balls out there and, more so, inside. But I don't care how you slice it, it's 2010 and cargo shorts aren't in style. Sure if they're your painter clothes or it's laundry day and they're the only thing left, then fine, I'll let you swing it, but the ladies will not be happy.
Honestly, though, riddle me this: why so many pockets? If the pockets actually get used they tend to make skinny guys look skinnier (as the fabric droops ridiculously), while causing normal to chubby dudes to look chubbier. It's a no-win situation. Unfortunately these things aren't anything compared with zipoff cargo shorts, which double as pants. You're not going camping, seriously! ─ can't even finish this thought.
You can wear whatever you want, whatever makes you happy, sure, sure, but know that these Army-flavored duds aren't doing anything for you.
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