Socks Make the Effort to Flee the Hamper.

Common misconception.

Socks do not escape the laundry. You, lazy, unattentive, laundry-doer, lose them. Yeah, you.

If you paid attention, you would realize that much of the time socks get split up even before going into the washer, and often once in the washer get stuck to the side of it once they're damp.

So, in short, socks don't have brains.

I can't believe I wrote this post.

Maybe this video will salvage this post.


Also this ridiculous link: Someone literally went to Wiki Answers for this.