“It all comes out in the wash.”

I love that phrase, “It all comes out in the wash.” It makes me feel secure in my own strength, even though it’s meant to make people wary about telling lies. What's funny though is how someone can interpret this little ditty. I feel like it should be the catch phrase for a new detergent or spot cleaner — like, "Shout it out!" or something, but better.

There would probably be a lot of problems with "It all comes out in the wash" as the catch phrase. Namely, it's likely copywrited by someone somewhere — or — an ad man can get caught with their proverbial pants down when that lipstick stain his mistress left on his shirt collar didn't come off with that Tide-to-Go pen. Then it really "All comes out in the wash."