"Any day above ground is a good day." - Robert Gerus

One, have you ever met Job (both the one from The Old Testament and Arrested Development)? I doubt either would agree.

Two, groundhogs disagree.

Three, if you believe in an afterlife, and believe you're going to the good one, doesn't it logically follow that days below ground are probably going to be alright?

Four, and finally, how broken is this world we live in? Pretty broken. So, let's not rub your great life in anyone's face, Mr. Gerus. Not, a Guru.