At various different points I have defended this quote, saying stupid things like, "We can 'Yes, And' this if we must!' or other stupid things like, "Ya got somethin' better?" I usually employ a Jersey(ish) accent for the latter.
That's not important. What's important is that I don't actually believe this.
Some ideas are legit terrible ideas. They're not even just bad ideas, they are foot-in-your-mouth terrible ideas. Seriously. Maybe in the world of advertising "No idea is a bad idea" or even in the world of improvisation, but in the real world — the one that allows for old people to be left in homes never again visited, the one that allows for millions of people to be slaughtered by their elected officials, the one that allows for Velveeta Cheese to be considered as part of the dairy food group — some ideas are bad ideas.
What's more is that invention is indeed a great thing, but those counter inventions that slap down legitimate thought also exist. It's a topsy turvy world out there. I just think we should be honest about it.
Check some bad ideas out here, if you must.
Five Different Bad Ideas (off the top of my head):
1. Furbies
2. Mini forks and spoons (for shrimp and tea, I guess just the break down of dinnerware)
3. Hi-5 social networking site (that never actually took off...)
4. Weekly student night at movie theaters (it's just crowded and loud)
5. Black gym socks — to be worn with sneakers (they look super dumb)
Laura may no longer love you more than me after she reads what you have to say about her favorite cheese.
ReplyDeleteOther things to add to the list:
ReplyDelete6. the KKK
7. Strip Malls
8. those little kid shoes that have wheels on them
9. razor scooters
Feel free to add to the list. I'd like to see how long it can get...
Hey Brigid. I love your new blog. It seems like you are doing really well for yourself!
ReplyDeleteSome other bad ideas might include: $35 fees to get your college diploma; student activity fees; and those little leashes moms use to hold on to their kids in public. Miss you Brig.
Hey Meg, does this mean you're back at Iowa finishing up? Oh, and glad you like the blog. I try to update it as much as I can. If you've got any "Might Not Be Trues" let me know in the "Idea Generation" Box. Hope you're doing well. -B
ReplyDeleteAlli's right. I now hate you.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm moving back to Iowa City on Saturday & going to live with Jemmie while I finish my last few classes. I just got offered an internship with HRB in Cedar Rapids today, and it may turn into a full-time gig once I graduate.
ReplyDeleteI've actually added your blog to my Google Reader (www.google.com/reader/shared/Jace122) and read it daily. If I think of any ideas I'll add them to your "Idea Generation" box.
Thanks for writing back.
Jace