The downfall of one person is the upswing of another. In Mark Zuckerberg's case, his billionaire status has cost the world hours upon ours of wasting time in front of their Facebook accounts. We're comparing and contrasting ourselves against one another. Looking at the status updates of our "bestfriends" and wondering, "Why wasn't I invited to that A, B or C!?"
I've spent 365 dicking around on Facebook. On Twitter. Even on LinkedIn. That's when you know there's a problem.
The last sketch I wrote was nearly six months ago. What the fuck is wrong with me? This notion that things just happen. That life takes the reins for a second and you can just sit back licking a snowcone — that's what's wrong with our Facebook nation.
So, here it is. Discontent is on the rise. And thank God. Or Thomas Edison.
Let's make way for progress.